Quick Movie Review: Amityville Horror C+

There have been many horror remakes lately. I had my doubts about this one. But JR, the horror flick aficionado, recommended it. The fact that it's based on a true story gives it an eerie feeling from the onset. Apparently a family was murdered in Amityville, New York. And another family moved in reported having crazy experiences there.

The movie was made pretty well. It was scarier than I thought it would be. Hutter says it's the one of the scariest movies he's ever seen. I wouldn't go that far, but it was pretty freaky. There were just some things that they put in that pissed me off. The kid-that-befriends-the-dead gag has been played out for some time now. And little things that got ripped from other movies like the axe-dragging-on-the-floor bit ripped from the Cohen's brother's thrillers, and shit like that pissed me off.

But other than those small things the flick was good. I was going to give it a B minus, but it would be against my ethics to award a B to any movie in which the male lead is hotter than the female. It wasn't that she was ugly, but Ryan Reynolds looked so hot that they could've upped the eye candy for us males. C+

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Paris and Nicole Hate Each Other?

Say it ain't so. My favortie reality girls apparently aren't friends anymore. Paris told a couple of mags that she doesn't talk to Nicole anymore. Apparently Paris is going to do the next season with Kimberly Stewart- Rod Stewart's daughter. You probably remember her from her biking escapades on the red carpet. I'll try to find the video for yall. Here's the news link .

Paris cuts ties with Nicole Richie - AP

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Don't you hate when guys stop a game to talk to their girlfriends. video

Britney's Preggers

Britney Spears and Kevin "I Shoulda Been Born Black" Federline are expecting their first child. In a message posted on her website (which I visit religiously), Britney said, "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

Yes, we are praying Britney- that you'll have your kid and never release an album again!

Big Boys Clip Of The Week

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Quick Joke of the Week

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Quick Movie Review: Sin City A-

This movie did not disappoint. It's a really dark romance. The epitome of the film-noir genre. And Mickey Rourke as Marv, the bandaged up guy, is bad-ass. Critics will love this and regular movie-goers. Everyday people will like it becuase it looks really good and has cool action scenes. Critics will love it because director Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller bring the action and the look together to make a coherent story. Good shit.

Ebert review - 4 stars