Quick Game Review: Gran Turismo 4 A+

This game is fucking great! Sorry gotta go. Got a GT championship coming up. I'll be back to regular posting in a month or two. link

Who's Next?

Iran is lining it's army up in preparation for a U.S. led invasion on their homeland. Syria is contemplating retaliation against any U.S. aggression as a result of Lebanon violence. But which one are we going to go into?

First let me tell where we're not going; Iran. Why? They have an army that can defend the country. They certainly aren't strong enough to handle the US Army. But we still won't go in there. It's the new war strategy set out by Paul Wolfowitz and his neo-conservative cronies and is accepted by Donald Rumsfeld and George W.

Understanding this new strategy will help you understand why an Iraq war was inevitable. They're standing army was disbanded over five years ago. The only troops that are boys fought were the remnants of Saddam's personal army, the Republican Guard.

But there are many contries that can't defend themselves, why aren't we going into them. Money. Or what the State Department calls, "American interests." Most other countries couldn't do shit for us. But Iraq is sitting on the second largest oil reserves in the world. When you mix no defense, with lots of "interests," there's no mystery as to why our targets would be set over there.

So we won't go into Sryia (no money), or Iran (can defend itself). But what will we do when they come together against us. Alright, I'll just shut the fuck up and stop whining. But anybody up for World War III?

Paris's Phone Hacked

Apparently somebody got into Paris Hilton's sidekick. How you do that, I have no idea. But I think it may be for real. Check it out. hacked

It's Here, It's Here!

Somebody, quick, get me a Playstation 2. Gran Tourismo 4 finally comes out tomorrow. Polyphony Digital has been dicking around pushing it's release back about a hundred times. So long that I gave away my PS2. I'm gonna drive behind a Sony truck and hope it hits a big bump.

What I've Learned: Spend More, Get More

A wise man once told me that life is willing to teach if I'm willing to listen. Whenever I stumble upon a kernel of truth I blog it in a segment I like to call: What I've Learned.

As you know, two weeks ago I went to see Ryan Cabrera (post). I had a good time. But I got to thinking why exactly I had a good time. And more specifically what made the experience so memorable? The answer to that question was my buddy JR.

He convinced me to pay an extra $20 bucks to get a cd and a chance to meet Ryan. At first I thought it would be a waste of money. But when I look back I realize that whenever we tell the story of the trip. The first thing we say is that we got to meet Ryan. The money was worth it.

Now I find myself spending extra money to get the "better" things. Most which I call "white people shit." The Deep Face Cleanser instead of Walgreens brand soap. A Smoothie before my work shift. The baby-back ribs instead of the St. Louis. It's all in an effort to get more out of life. I might even head over Starbuck's for mocha latte. The venti of course.

Dumb Celebrity Names

What's with the retarded baby names, celebrities!? Julia Roberts, you wanted to fuck up your kids lives by naming them Phinnaeus and Hazel and we didn't say anything. Gweneth Paltrow, you wanted to be a complete moron and name your kid Apple. We just shook our heads. But Shannon Sossamon you take the cake honey. Do you hate your kid so much that you want to subject him to ass-beatings for all of his years as a youth!? No? Then why on earth would you name your kid Audio Science!? Thats not stupid, it's child abuse. You should be locked up and neutered. No court, no jury, just locked away and forgotten.

The Healing Power Of Shopping

I felt like a chick today. I had a crappy day at school, so I left early and went shopping. It actually helped. Got some nice threads from Hollister. The manager asked me if I need a job. I might work there part-time and just use the money as clothing cash.

I can't believe it, shopping for therapy. Next I'll be having a sleepover, watching a Johnny Depp movie in my pajamas with my girls. He's so cute.

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Thanks Big-Boys

The Future of Free Thinkers

You can now leave your name and email address in the comments section. So registering with Blogger isn't necessary anymore.

I plan on getting some more domain space. No more lost links to videos. I'll be able to save them, instead of borrrowing space from Yahoo.

And more Christina. You sexy bitch, you.

Why You Should Care: Lebanon Violence

Lebanon may become the location of the next middle-east war. Things have been heating up for a while, mostly because of Syrian occupation. But violence came full front yesterday with the assasination of former prime minister Rafiq al-Hariri. We'll have to keep a watchful eye on what goes on. I know the mainstream media isn't reporting it, but fuck 'em anyway, they're too busy selling commercials. What a bunch of useless pieces of crap.