Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Who's Your Daddy

Everybody hates the president. His approval rating is the lowest it's ever been. 32%! If Hitler was the president of Israel he'd be at around 35%.

It's kinda like being in a bad relationship. Where your signif doesn't really care about you but you stay with them anyways. George Bush is America's abusive boyfriend. He smacks us around and tells us to shut the fuck up when we question what he does. Then he keeps telling us that he loves us and cares about us and shit. But he doesn't.

What are we gonna do? Leave the country? We're not going anywhere. We'd rather just take his shit til 2008. Dems get ready. If things keep up the way they are, America will elect a flip-flopping, stage screaming, half-black, half-Mexican, tranvestite hooker JUST to get away from the Republicans!

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