What A Piece Of Ass: Miss Universe Edition

The Miss Universe Pageant aired last night. I didn't watch it, but the chicks seem pretty damn hot. Miss Puerto Rico, Zuleyka Rivera, won the coveted crown. Miss Japan, Kurara Chibana, was the first runner-up and will assume the duties should anything befall winner. Like a terrible illness or unfortunate Taco Bell binge.


The Donald creeping out Miss Puerto Rico


Here are some of the cuties that I thought stood out--with the hottest of the lot, Miss USA, at the bottom:

Albania


Argentina


Belgium


Bolivia


Brazil


Canada


Georgia


Greece


Guyana


Hungary


Indonesia


India


Iceland


Jamaica


Japan


Lebanon


St. Lucia


St. Martin


Norway


Peru


Poland


Puerto Rico


Russia


Slovak Republic


Miss USA - Jesus Christ she's beautiful!




Who do you think is the hottest?