Honey, You're going out in that?

Who dressed Michelle Obama? Every other important woman looked the part, she looked like a dull mustard nightmare.

I'm not a fashion whiz, but I think I know what ugly looks like.

If I was Barack, I'd say, Uh, no... you're not going out in that. I'm not getting sworn in to office standing next to Big Bird. So why don't you peck your tall ass upstairs and put on something nice.

You know its bad when your ten-year old looks more presidential than you do.