Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Chappelle "Not On Crack"

The rumors that Chappelle has gone crazy have been refuted by the funny-man himself. "I'm not crazy, I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out," said the 31-year-old comedian, who escaped last month to Durban, South Africa, for a spiritual retreat as he called it.

"You hear so many voices jockeying for position in your mind that you want to make sure that you hear your own voice," he said. "So I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone -- stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as the brakes."

We're here for you Dave. Now get back in the fucking studio and make us laugh monkey.

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