Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Tyra Banned!

Santa Monica public buses have banned an ad promoting the new season of America's Next Top Model. Those opposed to it claim the show is disrespectful to women. I called in my own complaint. I told them Next Top Model is disrespectful to television programming.

Quick Movie Review: Reno 911 Miami - F

The ads said, "It's Borat With A Badge!" Well, damn, thats a big mustache to fill. I had to at least give it a chance. And I love Reno 911.

So how pissed was I when the movie not only didn't deliver the goods, it didn't even show up at all! Terrible.

Reno 911 is a smart show. Not that you'd be able to tell from the brainless garbage that was on the big screen. It looks like they got the plane tickets to Miami, got the equipment and crew, and forgot the damn script!

Yeah I know most of what they do on the show is improvised. But they are well planned! The only thing that's improvised is the dialogue.

The worst grade I've ever given, and it really saddens me as a fan. Wasted talent; wasted opportunity. F


Better Now

I found a way around the connection problem. I use my neighbor's wireless network when I need to check my myspace or log onto blogger. Great sucess!

Illegally yours, Pierre.

How about some 'Most Viewed' Youtube clips:

First Britney Rehab Song. It's only like 20 sec, but its good.

Kat Mcphee getting felt up by Tyra. And I'm not talking about a shy grab--she molests her!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Out Of Order

I've been meaning to add a few posts but haven't been able to sign on at home. doesn't work. Nor does Yahoo Mail or Myspace.

I made the mistake of letting Paul Wall mess with my router settings. He says his grubby fingers didn't do anything wrong. Yea, Paul!? Then why can't I CHECK MY DAMN MYSPACE ASSHOLE! How am I supposed to know when one of my buddy's sends me a glitter comment wishing me a happy humpday with the picture of a chicken humping a duck!?

Anyways, I'll try to fix it. But for now I'll be doing remote posts only from school or Whole Foods in Gardens.

If anyone knows how to troubleshoot router access, send me a message. More specifically I need to know how to alter my settings to enable firewall protection and third-party server access. I already tried to disable the DMZ profile but it didn't work.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Planet BS

There's a lot of bullshit out there. So I want to help you navigate through the mire in a post I call Planet BS.

I got a short one for you today. You here all the time about big auto firms cutting 10,000 jobs. Or the airliners laying off 15,000.

Sounds pretty bad doesn't it. That's until you study a little bit about human resources and realize that that many people didn't lose their jobs.

In HR terms, when a job is cut that means the position is eliminated. For example, let's say GM had in their minds to hire 5,000 people to fill a call center and they only ended up hiring 2,500. If 2,500 seemed to be enough they would cut 2,500 jobs.

We would here in the paper that 2,500 jobs were cut. But no one lost their job. They just aren't going to hire any more people.

Now there are situations where people are actually losing their jobs, but the numbers you see are always mixed together.

As usual the news media isn't lying, they're just being sneaky bastards to get people all riled up. But you're too smart for that. Good day.

Hershey To Slash 1,500 jobs

Chrysler To Cut 13,000 jobs

Airbus Job Cuts

Friday, February 02, 2007

Tequila Sunrise No More

I read an article last night that said most CEO's wake-up before 6:30. full article And the average time for those he interviewed was 5:30!

So I'm gonna try it out for the next week or two. Today I got up at 5:30 and I was pretty productive. I figured I would disintegrate into the etherby subjecting my body to such a ridiculous feat.

And to think, in high-school you got to be at school at 7:30am five days a week. You think that kind of repitition would turn into a great habit. But as any college kid will tell you, hell no it doesn't stick. I got up at 6:30am for four years and on my first day of freedom I woke up at noon and haven't looked back.

Of course, laziness isn't sustainable living. So here's to being the early-bird again.

Wait, does this mean no more Flip Night at Jumby Bay? (Angel Pierre) Yes! But I'm so lucky with the quarters. Tails every time, baby!