Thursday, September 28, 2006

Quick Movie Review: Jackass 2

These guys are gonna kill themselves. The Stooges of our day are at it again in Jackass: Number Two. Get it? Give it a second. The movie was funny as hell. People willing to mutilate themselves for my enjoyment are always great. You can tell there are safety elements in place, but you wonder how much they really help.

Some people said they felt sick watching parts of it. I didn't get that at all. And I'm pretty squeamish. I guess I expected it, so it didn't surprise me. One reviewer that gave the movie a half star said she couldn't eat four hours after it. haha Poor lady.

My one gripe is the over-acting, if you could even call it that. It does seem like the guys are playing it up for the cameras some times--not a lot, but a few times. Like not laughing because they feel something's funny, but laugh because it should be funny--if that makes any sense.

And what's with the bruises!? God, those things looked godawful. Welts in weird places, and Wee-man's ass looking like a minefield.

If you like the show, or if you liked the first one, watch it. But watch it with people. Get some friends together, and watch it like on Friday night at 8pm. Annoying kids talking won't be a problem when the entire theater is cracking up and gagging. Good times. B+

Bad Review

courtesy of Free-Thinkers blog

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

September 19 is an international holiday where you and your friends can talk like a pirate all day. Rumored to have been started in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers. There is a song dedicated to the day, and it even has a patron saint, actor Robert Newton, who portrayed Long John Silver in the original Treasure Island.

And all I have to say is...No I'm not gonna say ahoy matey or anything; I was going to say you white people need to get a life. Seriously. Retarded holidays aren't doing any good for your cause. Just like I shudder when I see Lil Jon with his diamond encrusted goblet embarassing black people all over, I'm sure normal Anglos want to slap the shit out of every geek that walks up to them today and says, 'Arrrgh, walk de plank ya scurvy.'

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this country isn't being taken over by Mexicans, blacks, evil corporations, or Gypsies; stupid people are trying to take over. They used to only be on 'COPS,' but now they're all over the tv, in government, and in your neighborhood. Protect yourself and your kids. Arrrgh.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Mac Challenge

I'm thinking of switching to a Mac. I went into an Apple store today and was talking to one of the guys there. He was pretty convincing about switching.

My problem is I'm so confident with the pc OS. Mac just seems so foreign and goofy. But I hate Windows. My internet browser bombs at least once a day. Internet Explorer is more unreliable than an FSU offensive scheme.

I gotta do something though. My classes would be much easier with a laptop. If I have to sit through another International Business class without some kind of escape I'm going to start banging my head against the desk just to get some brain stimulation. Not only is that class boring as hell; my teacher doesn't even speak the language. English is like her fourth language or something.

Pray for me so that the computer gods will smile upon me.

For the fellas. The SexTop 2000, for discrete porn enjoyment. lol WARNING: Not for everyone's viewing. SexTop 2000

post script: If you have a mac, let me know how it's working out for you.

Friday, September 15, 2006

System Up!

The internet is back on at the chateau! And I'm thinking of getting a laptop. It you know any good deals, let me know. Thanks!

Monday, September 11, 2006

System Down

My internet's down right now. A lot of stuff has been happening to me lately, and I would love to share. I'll try to come here to the school library to keep yall informed. Thanks for checking in. :D

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Do It, Do It!

F-L-O-R-I-D-A- S-T-A-T-E Florida State Florida State Florida State. WHOO!!!

You know, they really have to stop doing this to me every year. It's too much pressure for one fan to handle, having the biggest game of the year coming up first. Thank god they won't be setting it up like this anymore.

We rocked it out in the Orange Bowl. And we did it with player named Decody Fagg. But I think having a name like Buster Davis kind of makes up for it. We should give that guy a Heisman just for going through his college career with Fagg as his last name. What a terrible name. At least that's better than the newest freshman recruit at Florida State, running back Diarrhea McPenis. Life's gonna be tough for him. story

Say It Ain't So

Steve Irwin, the 'Crocodile Hunter,' died yesterday after being stung in the heart by a stingray. He is survived by his wife and two kids...and everyone that believed he had something to offer. That guy was the epitome of doing what you love. He was always trying to spread knowledge about animals. He said if people can be around animals and start to like them, then they'll help in protecting them.

With all the people with crappy jobs and crappy lives it was refreshing to see someone who really put their heart into everything they do. If I could only be so lucky. So pour one out for Crikey Steve. Rest in peace brother.