In honor of J. Simp's birthday today, I have a special BIRTHDAY edition of "What A Piece OF Ass!" Through the years, Jess has blessed us time and time again with fantastic pictures to druel over. So let's take a trip down mammary lane and enjoy all the great times we've had.
Doing what she does best: opening her mouth wider than anyone
Don't worry about it, you look great
God Bless America