Monday, November 29, 2004

The Worst (Non)Singer In The Universe

I was at the mall the other day. I walked into The Foot Locker and I heard this excruciating whine coming out of the speakers. I looked up at the nearest monitor and saw the poster-child of non-talent punishing us all with her screaching vocals. Ashanti is absolutely the worst singer in the universe. May God curse all who encourage her either by buying her crap music, or watching her cheesy videos. Why don't you heathens put your money together and get her sideburns lasered off!

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