Thursday, February 17, 2005

Dumb Celebrity Names

What's with the retarded baby names, celebrities!? Julia Roberts, you wanted to fuck up your kids lives by naming them Phinnaeus and Hazel and we didn't say anything. Gweneth Paltrow, you wanted to be a complete moron and name your kid Apple. We just shook our heads. But Shannon Sossamon you take the cake honey. Do you hate your kid so much that you want to subject him to ass-beatings for all of his years as a youth!? No? Then why on earth would you name your kid Audio Science!? Thats not stupid, it's child abuse. You should be locked up and neutered. No court, no jury, just locked away and forgotten.

1 comment:

JCO said...

Hahah, wow thats pretty bad! Here is another one: Singer, Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit and his son Dweezil. I'd divorce them as soon as could talk!