Friday, September 14, 2007

Headline: Britney Heard Lard and Clear

That crazy fan is right. Just leave her alone.

Everyone is ragging on Britney Spears after her performance(?) Sunday night at the VMA's. I saw it on Youtube (here). It didn't seem that bad to me. I thought her body looked pretty normal. Yea she used a vocal backing track, but it's not the first time that's been done on the show. Yea her dance moves were pretty bad, but it wasn't that bad.

All the slurring and sloppy choreography just seemed like a little drunkeness. This was her first big performance in a while and she got nervous. She drank a bit to ease her nerves and didn't do great.
Oh well, game over. Hit reset and start again.

Unless....

People don't forget and she spirals even deeper into depression. To which she'll stop making albums and the endorsements will fade away. The bills will start piling up and she might go fall even further. Dr. Drew says we might have another Anna Nicole on our hands if things don't turn around. Not if her fan base can do something about it.

(editor's note: Headline from The New York Post.)

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